Where DON'T babies come from?

Megan.
Cis girl living in the middle of nowhere.
Sometimes Usually rants about fictional characters.
Currently crying about dragons.


emileesaurus answered: dick and wally as the cutest vampire/werewolf buddies

emileesaurus answered: dick and wally as the cutest vampire/werewolf buddies

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sometime in the future

  • - old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.

  • - grandchildren: grandma that never happened.

  • - old me: it was a long war.

  • - grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.

  • - old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.

  • - grandchildren: grandma

  • - old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.

  • - grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

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nicosdisangelic:

new republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image ive ever seen

image

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ultrafacts:

littlescooter52:

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

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littlescooter52:

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

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  • - Me: I've seen like 8 people in Batman shirts today am I missing something

  • - Sister: I do not know.

  • - Me: It's just a very batman Monday I guess.

  • - Sister: A Very Batman Monday sounds like an intriguingly bad sitcom.

  • - Me: I should write this. Dick Grayson dramatically enters a room with screams from the audience. Damian looks up from the newspaper with a huge sigh. "Do you <i>have</i> to do that <i>every time</i>?"

  • - "Yes, I do, now shut up and pass me the funnies."

  • - "You're not my dad."

  • - [Batman drops from the ceiling]

  • - "I am your father."

  • - "Oh, Batman!"

  • - [Horrible nineties intro montage]

  • - Sister: I am literally walking down the sidewalk giggling to myself like a complete weirdo

theinterwebsseries:

October is a big month for tumblr.

thatsthat24:

gymleaderkyle:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

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but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

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angrybrownbabe:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

this program is called ‘too cute’ and it’s the most joyous fucking thing ever

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